IRN-BRU

We were having a big clear out recently and stuffed in a drawer with old Pokemon cards, Spanish pesetas and the odd library book (shh don’t tell anybody) we found a load of old IRN-BRU ads that for one reason or other never saw the light of day. Well we think the time has come to get them out there for the world to see. So cue fanfare for the grand showing of the Ads That Never Made It.

This site is intended for adults and some of the content in this section may not be suitable for our younger IRN-BRU drinkers.

Mad Ferret

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We thought it would help the ferret get into his Mad-for-it role and told him that we’d all go clubbing later. Unfortunately his definition of clubbing was a bit different to ours and we didn’t see him again for dust.

Shuffle my nuts

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Days before this poster went up we found out that the bloke we cast was up for a 10 year stretch at Barlinnie for aggravated assault. So Tommy, if you’re reading, give us a bell when you get out. (Though, only if your anger management classes have worked.)

Prawn

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There was a concern that associating something small and pink with hardcore porn may ruffle a few feathers in the industry. On reflection we decided it best not to upset anyone with access to that many whips – or feathers, for that matter.

Kiss my ass

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We ended up in a bit of legal battle with this one. Turns out the mule we wanted to use had an exclusive contract with a postcard company in Benidorm.